Batman : You got dressed fast.
Robin : Well, I just started sleeping in costume now.

Superman : Hey, guys. Need a hand?
Batman : With what, parking?
Superman : Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award, I mean Bruce Wayne's award.
Robin : Me too. Kids aren't invited.
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Robin : Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
Batman : We don't need him.
Robin : Well it seems just like now we needed him.
Batman : We would have been fine jumping off the roof.
Robin : I think we would've broken our legs.
Batman : We've broken our legs before.
Robin : Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.
Batman : Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.
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Superman : [hears a Muzak version of Superman theme]  What's that song? Sounds familiar.
Batman : I don't listen to music.
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Robin : Why do we have so much of this stuff?
Batman : I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day.
Robin : You expect the worst of everybody.
Batman : Yeah.
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